The joys of public transportation.

This guy decided he wanted to ride the bus. After a half hour of shoving, he made it on.


Three blocks later, he was unable to get off, because his "apparatus" was somehow attached to the bus. After another half hour of shoving, and another passenger attempting to separate him from the bus with his lighter, the man was forced to stay on the bus and wait for someone to meet him with "jaws of life."